Routes

The Balkans,
depending on who you ask.

Itineraries written by editors who actually travelled them. Each one with its own page, day-by-day breakdown, and a downloadable PDF for the bus.

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Our routes are detailed enough that most travellers don't need a planning service. Most. There's always someone who does.

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Once a month-ish, plus the email you're actually here for.

Why six routes

Because there's no one Balkans.

The Balkans aren't one trip. They're at least six, depending on what you came for and how much time you have.

If you have two weeks and a sense of adventure, you can do the long loop. If you have ten days and a romantic streak, follow the coast. If you came for hiking and bunkers and a country most travellers still mispronounce, go to Albania. If you don't have a driver's licence, take the bus — it's how most of us get around anyway.

None of these routes is the right one. They're starting points. Every traveller we know ends up rewriting their itinerary by day three. That's part of it.

Pick the shape that sounds like your trip. Then change everything.